now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
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This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
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The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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