Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
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It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
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fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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