When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
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you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
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You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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