Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
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I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
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Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I just had sex on a roof
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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