I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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