ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
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He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
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I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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