At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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