My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
i just google imaged poop.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Randomize
