sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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