problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
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