They should really pass out barf bags in church
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
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