it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
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New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
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This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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