Me too!
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
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he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
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a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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