The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
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