Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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