Plan B is the new Plan A
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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