careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
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Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
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We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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