somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
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You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
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I hate that we are older than the real world people now
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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