So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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