I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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