The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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