It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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