he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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