Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
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Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
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Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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