a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
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Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
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It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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