You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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