Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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