This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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