they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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