Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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