my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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