508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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