Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
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you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
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He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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