i think i have herpe
just one?
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
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i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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