i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
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Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
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Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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