Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
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Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
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well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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