Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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