Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
she peed on how many people?
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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