Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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