this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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