His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
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you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
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And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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