no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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