just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
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I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
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My boob is missing a layer of skin
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
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