I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
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how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
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Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
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