so let's talk penis.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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