Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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