Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
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peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
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Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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