Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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