i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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