her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I can tuck mytits in my pants
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
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I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
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His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I am one with the molecules
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
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