I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
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I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
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I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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