I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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