I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
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We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
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We're not piercing ourselves today.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
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