Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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