Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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